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Halloween Joke for ya guys

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cutebabymaker

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Happy Early Halloween Everyone!!!



Who Was That Masked Man?

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and went to bed.
Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and groping them when he could.

She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So the two costumed characters snuck off and occupied themselves in one of the parked cars.

Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.

When he got home she asked, "How was the party? Did you meet any interesting people?"

He replied, ''You know me, dear. I don't have a good time when you're not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all. But the guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!"
 
Memories :)

In my 30's I went over to a friends house about 3:30 AM

Her room mate answered my knock on the door - I undressed and slipped in to bed - in time things were going well when I felt her tence-up...

Dennis! Is that you?
I said nothing!
DENNIS? IS THAT YOU?
I was Quite!
DENNIS, DENNIS, Oh DENNIS!

Soon - - She went into the bathroom!
When she came back and sat on the bed...
YOU S..O..B.., why didn't you answer me :?:

I would have but You Didn't STOP :?: :wink: the :cboy: way
 
Tap said:
NOW I see why you call yourself "Old Dog".

You are like the crazy uncle we never had. :lol: :lol: :!:
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Might be :!: What was your Aunts Name :?:

Never thought I'd live long enought to be an Old Dog :!: (live fast and die young)

But then I Learned some New Tricks - Quite Drinking (well Cut waaaay Back) Settled Down and became Mr. Mom at 45 years of age. (became an example for a little girl)(Who Me :?: :roll: )

New Tricks :?:
It a long way from the 4F'er (Find'm, Feel'm, F__ck'm, Forget'm) :cboy: to Mr. Mom of a little girl at 45 :!:

Old Dog easily earned the name and enjoied it :!:
New Thicks gave me the BEST 23 years of my Life :shock:

Years ago I had a "Real Bad Bill" that everyone gave a wide birth to - - he had more "mother" in him than many Cows - - I don't understand cows (women) that don't 'mother-up' but it's easy to come-by, easy to learn :!:

OK :!: I'll shut-up :o All ready said more than I should :evil:
 

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