loomixguy
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Four retired guys noticed a bar in Mesa, AZ, had a sign that read: Old Timer's Bar. All drinks 10 cents. Thinking it was too good to be true, they went in.
The old bartender greets them and says "Let me pour you one." They each order a toddy, and the bartender brings 'em, saying, "That will be 40 cents".
They each have another round and one of the men asks the barkeep "How can you afford to serve toddy's as good as these for only a dime?'
The barkeep says, "I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and decided to open up this place."
"Wow! That's quite a story", said one of the men.
The four men sipped away, but they couldn't help noticing seven other people at the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them and hadn't ordered anything the whole time the four men were there, so one of the four asks the barkeep, "What's with them?'
The bartender responded, "Oh. Six of them are Kansas State football fans, and the old disagreeable looking one is a retired Sheriff from Glasgow, Montana. Thay are all waiting for Happy Hour, when drinks are half-price!"
The old bartender greets them and says "Let me pour you one." They each order a toddy, and the bartender brings 'em, saying, "That will be 40 cents".
They each have another round and one of the men asks the barkeep "How can you afford to serve toddy's as good as these for only a dime?'
The barkeep says, "I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and decided to open up this place."
"Wow! That's quite a story", said one of the men.
The four men sipped away, but they couldn't help noticing seven other people at the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them and hadn't ordered anything the whole time the four men were there, so one of the four asks the barkeep, "What's with them?'
The bartender responded, "Oh. Six of them are Kansas State football fans, and the old disagreeable looking one is a retired Sheriff from Glasgow, Montana. Thay are all waiting for Happy Hour, when drinks are half-price!"
