Horse for sale

[Soapweed]

One of my friends told me about this horse that is for sale. He might be a bargain; then again, he might not be. :wink:

http://montana.craigslist.org/grd/1400874656.html

 

[Faster horses]

Soap, we are both still laughing at that one!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of the horse trader friend of ours that was moving to
Australia and he was selling everything. He had a catalog (which I wish I still had, it was so funny). At the beginning of the catalog he stated:

"We have horses for everyone. We have short horses for short people;
we have tall horses for tall people. We have horses that don't like to be rode, for people who don't like to ride."

And that was just the beginning.

 

[Yanuck]

thanks Soapweed, I needed a laugh! :lol: :lol:

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Maybe you could trade your mule?

Doesn't seem like Dick kills calves.

 

[RMUG]

That was awesome, surely made me smile

 

[Justin]

:lol2: :lol2:
thanks Soapweed

 

[leanin' H]

Can't call that guy dishonest can ya? I love how the horse is named Dick but doesnt answer to it! :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks Soap! :wink:

 

[gcreekrch]

Quite an ad. :lol:

He looks and sounds like a gelding we raised and sold a few years back. The new owner put him to good use and was very happy with him. Some horses (and people) can't handle too many days off. :wink:

 

[Faster horses]

Where did I miss that Soapweeds mule killed calves???

Mr. FH had a gelding in high school that killed sheep. :shock:
He picked lambs up and threw them in the air.

 

[Justin]

Quite an ad. :lol:

He looks and sounds like a gelding we raised and sold a few years back. The new owner put him to good use and was very happy with him. Some horses (and people) can't handle too many days off. :wink:

i was thinking this guy was trying to sell one of mine, but i went and checked the pasture and they are all here :wink: and i agree, there are alot of horses that are good and stay good as long as they don't go on vacation.

 

[DejaVu]

We've got the full brother to this horse. Ours is named "Grumpy". If you bought them both, you'd have "Grumpy Dick". How could you not want that? 8)

 

[gcreekrch]

We've got the full brother to this horse. Ours is named "Grumpy". If you bought them both, you'd have "Grumpy Dick". How could you not want that? 8)

Nope, I already have a FIL with that nickname. :wink:

 

[Justin]

reminds me of Call's mount on Lonsome Dove...Hell bench

 

[gcreekrch]

One of our neighbors had a mare called Nutcracker. :wink:

 

[leanin' H]

Mom had an old mare she called "Sue". Her registered name was G@#DA## SON-OF-A-B#$@%ING USELESS RUNAWAY &*%$#**&^%%!!
She spooked at anything and everything and would duck out from under ya. She loaded, packed, shod, ect great but was scared of her own shadow. Kept ya riding with your feet light in the stirrups and your head up.