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cowpuncher21

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ok picture in your head a 6 foot 300 pound man flapping his arms like a bird running after a bunch of calves hollering hoodiwho yes i saw it yesterday is this as funny as i think it is or is it just sad has anyone else had to deal with customers as stupid as this
 
cowpuncher21 said:
ok picture in your head a 6 foot 300 pound man flapping his arms like a bird running after a bunch of calves hollering hoodiwho yes i saw it yesterday is this as funny as i think it is or is it just sad has anyone else had to deal with customers as stupid as this
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Wooooo Hooooooo that would be funny. :-) If God meant for us to chase calves on foot, he'd have given us four legs instead of two. Of course then we wouldn't have the arms to flap with. This does present a conundrum. You know, Pegasus would be the ideal calf chasing machine. He'd have four legs to run with, two wings to flap, and teeth to bite. Ol' Pegasus might have missed his calling. :wink: :-)
 
All this WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOing going on-- the liquor stores must be doing a booming business....FH must be on her second jug- and now Soaps starting early on the Christmas cheer :wink: :lol: :lol: :P
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You're right, FH.....it is CONTAGIOUS!!! You will NOT, however, catch me outside chasing cattle while flapping my arms!!! Uh-uh...no way!! Give cowboyup a few beers, though, and anything is possible!! :lol: :lol:
 
I tell you whats almost as bad. Its when a bunch of stock gets loose in a city and the local police try to capture them.
 
I contracted to haul some calves from the sale barn for a couple. I got the load sheet. Took my place in line and they loaded the calves. Before I moved from the chute I asked them to come over and look at the claves to see if they were the right ones. He just glanced at them and said "Yep". I followed them to their place. We got out there and they showed me where these calves were to go. I told them I'll back up to the gate and unload. They said there's no way you can get turned in there with that BIG TRAILER> I said the trailer ain't as big as you think and I CAN get it in there. WE argued(disagreed) for a few minutes and I asked just how we were to get them in the pen if I didn't back up to it. Six calves 350# a piece. They said we'll lead them roughly 50 yards. I told them I contracted to haul calves not lead them. They decided they could do it themselves. I had to help them step up in the trailer. Long story short the first one got loose from them before they got the lead rope on it. Ran out the end of the trailer and was loose in the yard. I roped it on foot in a chicken pen of the neighbors and it jumped over the fence and got tangled up. Got loose before I got over the fence and left the country.They asked when it would stop runnin'. I said when it got tired. I backed up to the pen and unloaded. Ripped my shirt in the chicken pen. I could picture these folks howdiwhoin' and flappin' their arms.
 

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