IF WE WERE MARES...
Some group of scientists sat around having coffee one morning (even
Scientists can't think in the morning without coffee!) and came up with the
Conclusion that humans are the intelligent species..that homo sapiens
Are far superior in brain power to all of the other world's creatures...so my
Unscientific brain got to thinking about this day...about how the world could or would be
Like if we thought and acted more like my horses....This is what I came up with:
That we (mares) should sit at the kitchen table when our new "Journals" came and pick out our men (stallions). These stallions would be only the best that were allowed to reproduce- good looking, intelligent, athletic, healthy and excel in a particular discipline. All others would be gelded. Hmmmm. And that we could pick out a different stallion every year without earning a bad reputation!
That we should be allowed to roam around all day and eat (graze), nap, enjoy the outdoors, and socialize with our buddies as pretty pasture ornaments with all our needs taken care of by somebody else!
That "fat" would be considered a desirable asset and prove that we are "easy keepers".
That we should be waited on- - - our rooms cleaned, and an all you can eat buffet before us everyday.
That we should get new shoes or a pedicure every 5 to 6 weeks and our hair done daily.
That we should be chauffeured around when we need to go somewhere in an expensive vehicle designed just for us...oh and with food in front of us while we travel.
That once our babies are weaned they can't move back home.
That we should have better clothes, grooming supplies, living conditions and medical care than the people that take care of us.
Okay scientists...now who is really smarter???
Some group of scientists sat around having coffee one morning (even
Scientists can't think in the morning without coffee!) and came up with the
Conclusion that humans are the intelligent species..that homo sapiens
Are far superior in brain power to all of the other world's creatures...so my
Unscientific brain got to thinking about this day...about how the world could or would be
Like if we thought and acted more like my horses....This is what I came up with:
That we (mares) should sit at the kitchen table when our new "Journals" came and pick out our men (stallions). These stallions would be only the best that were allowed to reproduce- good looking, intelligent, athletic, healthy and excel in a particular discipline. All others would be gelded. Hmmmm. And that we could pick out a different stallion every year without earning a bad reputation!
That we should be allowed to roam around all day and eat (graze), nap, enjoy the outdoors, and socialize with our buddies as pretty pasture ornaments with all our needs taken care of by somebody else!
That "fat" would be considered a desirable asset and prove that we are "easy keepers".
That we should be waited on- - - our rooms cleaned, and an all you can eat buffet before us everyday.
That we should get new shoes or a pedicure every 5 to 6 weeks and our hair done daily.
That we should be chauffeured around when we need to go somewhere in an expensive vehicle designed just for us...oh and with food in front of us while we travel.
That once our babies are weaned they can't move back home.
That we should have better clothes, grooming supplies, living conditions and medical care than the people that take care of us.
Okay scientists...now who is really smarter???