Kato
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A man's wife brought home something the other night that she said
was guaranteed to put a spark in their relationship.
He said "yeah right"...... and woke up ten minutes later in time to hear her say "Wow those tazers are worth the money!!"
Then last night he was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he was going.
"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol
and drug abuse on the human body."
The policeman asked him, "Really? And who''s going to give a lecture
at this time of night?"
"My wife", he responded.
and my favourite one................
A man and his wife had six children together. After their last child he took to calling his wife "Mother of six." It was cute at first but he was relentless. He would say things like Mother of six what's for supper, Mother of six let's go shopping. After a while it started
to get on her nerves. Until one night at a friend's place they were socializing. Noticing how late it was getting He turned to his wife
and said "it's time to go Mother of Six."
Without skipping a beat she replied "Be right there Father of Four."
was guaranteed to put a spark in their relationship.
He said "yeah right"...... and woke up ten minutes later in time to hear her say "Wow those tazers are worth the money!!"
Then last night he was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he was going.
"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol
and drug abuse on the human body."
The policeman asked him, "Really? And who''s going to give a lecture
at this time of night?"
"My wife", he responded.
and my favourite one................
A man and his wife had six children together. After their last child he took to calling his wife "Mother of six." It was cute at first but he was relentless. He would say things like Mother of six what's for supper, Mother of six let's go shopping. After a while it started
to get on her nerves. Until one night at a friend's place they were socializing. Noticing how late it was getting He turned to his wife
and said "it's time to go Mother of Six."
Without skipping a beat she replied "Be right there Father of Four."