Yeah, Miss Lilly, not all bikers are scum. We've got some very good friends who bike out to South Dakota to attend the rally that are wonderful folks, including my nephew's father-in-law who is a member of the National Security Council. That said, there are some who literally are no good, dirty, rotten scum that should be locked away from the general public and those are the kind of folks we don't care to have drop in unannounced. And with old Snowball around, they dang sure aren't going to sneak in without us knowing it.
One of our sons lives about five miles outside of Sturgis and had to “escort” an outlaw biker from his premises that he caught trying to break into his house in the middle of the night. The leather clad biker was escorted screaming down our son’s long driveway on the pointy end of an eight inch blade jabbed into his ample rear end every time he slowed down.
Our son now owns a Great Pyrenees and is looking forward to biker season.