MONDAYS NEWS

[Big Muddy rancher]

Hey , folks, I don't write em…just pass them on!I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Halifax, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, & he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.The Province then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck." Have a nice day....

 

[Hayguy]

GRoooaaaaaanner :wink:

 

[burnt]

Smashing good humor!

I LOL'ed over that one!

 

[leanin' H]

I except better from you, seeing as how you are the resident funny boy!

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

I except better from you, seeing as how you are the resident funny boy!

OK I will make it more believable just for you. :roll:

Hey , folks, I don't write em…just pass them on!I heard that they found about 200 dead crows in the desert of western Utah, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, & he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.The Province then hired an the renown Ornithological Behaviourist Leanin' H to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck." Have a nice day.... :lol: :lol:

 

[leanin' H]

I except better from you, seeing as how you are the resident funny boy!

OK I will make it more believable just for you. :roll:

Hey , folks, I don't write em…just pass them on!I heard that they found about 200 dead crows in the desert of western Utah, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, & he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.The Province then hired an the renown Ornithological Behaviourist Leanin' H to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck." Have a nice day.... :lol: :lol:

Now it's LESS believable!!!! :shock: :wink:

 

[Faster horses]

At first read I thought it said, "2000 DEAD COWS"........

 

[burnt]

At first read I thought it said, "2000 DEAD COWS"........

Which is almost exactly how I first read it too! :shock:

 

[gcreekrch]

I except better from you, seeing as how you are the resident funny boy!

OK I will make it more believable just for you. :roll:

Hey , folks, I don't write em…just pass them on!I heard that they found about 200 dead crows in the desert of western Utah, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, & he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.The Province then hired an the renown Ornithological Behaviourist Leanin' H to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck." Have a nice day.... :lol: :lol:

Now it's LESS believable!!!! :shock: :wink:

Especially when you couldn't even pronounce Ornithological Behaviorist. :wink: :lol:

Don't worry H, I had a little trouble myself!

 

[Triangle Bar]

:lol:
I can see it's going to be a long winter.

 

[pups and bucks]

some days I just wonder why I log on...........
:?