Goodpasture
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His wife was fresh from the shower, standing in front of the mirror complaining to him that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my brother replies. She stopped, and looking at him skeptically said "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he saids "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my brother replies. She stopped, and looking at him skeptically said "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he saids "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.