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Neighbor lady proposed to me.

HAY MAKER

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I have known this lady along time,maybe too long anyway got the surprise of my life,neighbor lady wants to marry hay maker,aint that sumthin ? :D
You would think she would be much smarter than that,no hope for an old ruffian like me.
good luck
 
HAY MAKER said:
I have known this lady along time,maybe too long anyway got the surprise of my life,neighbor lady wants to marry hay maker,aint that sumthin ? :D
You would think she would be much smarter than that,no hope for an old ruffian like me.
good luck

Heck, go for it, HAY MAKER. What does an old geezer like you stand to lose. :wink: :-)

I read one time that married men are the happiest, single women are next happiest, then comes married women, with single men being the least happy of the four different categories. You could raise yourself three notches on the social scale, and she would only drop one notch if you did the deed. :-)
 
HAY MAKER said:
Jassy said:
So what's your answer??? :???:

I dunno,Im still tryin to figger this out.
js

Does she have a little meat on her bones?
Just remember the weather guessers are saying the next 3 or 4 winters out of the next five could be as bad or worse than this one... :wink:
 
Oldtimer said:
HAY MAKER said:
Jassy said:
So what's your answer??? :???:

I dunno,Im still tryin to figger this out.
js

Does she have a little meat on her bones?
Just remember the weather guessers are saying the next 3 or 4 winters out of the next five could be as bad or worse than this one... :wink:


"Does she have a little meat on her bones? "

She will if she marries Haymaker. :wink: :lol: :lol:
 
Soapweed said:
HAY MAKER said:
I have known this lady along time,maybe too long anyway got the surprise of my life,neighbor lady wants to marry hay maker,aint that sumthin ? :D
You would think she would be much smarter than that,no hope for an old ruffian like me.
good luck

Heck, go for it, HAY MAKER. What does an old geezer like you stand to lose. :wink: :-)

I read one time that married men are the happiest, single women are next happiest, then comes married women, with single men being the least happy of the four different categories. You could raise yourself three notches on the social scale, and she would only drop one notch if you did the deed. :-)

You're probably right,but i gotta go slow and think about this,maybe she is getting that alsheimer stuff.
good luck
 
the last time i got married,it was in front of a judge.

and he told me he gave life sentences.

it was the last time i been to court.

true story.
 
Oldtimer said:
HAY MAKER said:
Jassy said:
So what's your answer??? :???:

I dunno,Im still tryin to figger this out.
js

Does she have a little meat on her bones?
Just remember the weather guessers are saying the next 3 or 4 winters out of the next five could be as bad or worse than this one... :wink:

Yup not too hefty tho,and she will slop around in an ole muddy pen or 2
when is your weather gonna break up there,I think this is the longest coldest spell i seen in Texas,one more day.
js
 
HAY MAKER said:
Oldtimer said:
HAY MAKER said:
I dunno,Im still tryin to figger this out.
js

Does she have a little meat on her bones?
Just remember the weather guessers are saying the next 3 or 4 winters out of the next five could be as bad or worse than this one... :wink:

Yup not too hefty tho,and she will slop around in an ole muddy pen or 2
when is your weather gonna break up there,I think this is the longest coldest spell i seen in Texas,one more day.
js

Haymaker- we finally got 30 ABOVE today-- but they are predicting that with the weekend we will get our weekly weekend storm- with rain, freezing rain, snow, wind, drifting, and by Sunday temps back in the minus 20 to minus 40 range... :(

Starting to get a little tiring- and a lot of folks with cabin fever..

This winter those California "twiggy" type women are not the ones to have.... :wink: :P :lol:
 
I dunno some of these skinny women pretty fair at keepin the heat on :D
but i agree really would'nt be my choice on a 3 dog nite :wink:
good luck
 

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