Team1roper
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I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of
> >Purina at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me
> >asked if I had a dog.
> >
> >On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
> >although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
> >last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
> >care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
> >
> >I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
> >that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
> >simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
> >So I was going to try it again.
> >
> >I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
> >now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
> >
> >Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been
> >sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. The tall guy
> >nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted from
> >laughter.
> >
> >I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me
> >Purina at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me
> >asked if I had a dog.
> >
> >On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
> >although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
> >last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
> >care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
> >
> >I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
> >that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
> >simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
> >So I was going to try it again.
> >
> >I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
> >now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
> >
> >Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been
> >sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. The tall guy
> >nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted from
> >laughter.
> >
> >I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me