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Road trip to Mike's

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Seeing how Mike's Auburn Tigers will be playing for the championship this year, I would think that he would be flying in his Rancher's friends to his place for a Alabama hog roast royale to watch the game. I would expect roasting a hog, shrimp boil, barrel of Pappy, etc.... Come on, Mike, this is your day - lets party it up!
 
You guys are correct. I missed out in 2010 when AU won it. It's the least I could do. Why don't I just fly everyone to Pasadena for the game?

Let me know how many. My Gulfstream 5 will only hold about 20 people at the time. We may have to make more than one trip.

Here's a little primer narrated by Bo Jackson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhXgoBHCGE
 
Mike said:
You guys are correct. I missed out in 2010 when AU won it. It's the least I could do. Why don't I just fly everyone to Pasadena for the game?

Let me know how many. My Gulfstream 5 will only hold about 20 people at the time. We may have to make more than one trip.

Here's a little primer narrated by Bo Jackson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhXgoBHCGE
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Nawww, I'd rather go to Alabama than California. Other than not talking funny, I think I'd fit right in "bama. Thet dang Calefornee is full of them gawldang libruls. Jiggsy has a pretty good idea that we can incorporate, too.
 
Sandhusker said:
Mike said:
You guys are correct. I missed out in 2010 when AU won it. It's the least I could do. Why don't I just fly everyone to Pasadena for the game?

Let me know how many. My Gulfstream 5 will only hold about 20 people at the time. We may have to make more than one trip.

Here's a little primer narrated by Bo Jackson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhXgoBHCGE
Click to expand...

Nawww, I'd rather go to Alabama than California. Other than not talking funny, I think I'd fit right in "bama. Thet dang Calefornee is full of them gawldang libruls. Jiggsy has a pretty good idea that we can incorporate, too.
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Here will be fine then. Got a hog bought and the whiskey is on the way.
No hookers tho', all the cuzzins will be in Pasadena for the game. :lol: Lookin forward to it. You and Jigs mind sleeping in the same bed? :wink:
 
Mike said:
Sandhusker said:
Mike said:
You guys are correct. I missed out in 2010 when AU won it. It's the least I could do. Why don't I just fly everyone to Pasadena for the game?

Let me know how many. My Gulfstream 5 will only hold about 20 people at the time. We may have to make more than one trip.

Here's a little primer narrated by Bo Jackson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhXgoBHCGE
Click to expand...

Nawww, I'd rather go to Alabama than California. Other than not talking funny, I think I'd fit right in "bama. Thet dang Calefornee is full of them gawldang libruls. Jiggsy has a pretty good idea that we can incorporate, too.
Click to expand...

Here will be fine then. Got a hog bought and the whiskey is on the way.
No hookers tho', all the cuzzins will be in Pasadena for the game. :lol: Lookin forward to it. You and Jigs mind sleeping in the same bed? :wink:
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no bed sharing with Sandy again...last time I woke up a new man!
 
I'll sleep in the back of the pickup and somebody else can share the bed with Jiggsy. He kicks around all night and continually mumbles something about grain buckets and "stump-broke".
 
Sandhusker said:
I'll sleep in the back of the pickup and somebody else can share the bed with Jiggsy. He kicks around all night and continually mumbles something about grain buckets and "stump-broke".
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those are references to the Husker cheerleaders!
 
If anybody had to share a bed with Jiggsy they wouldn't be safe with a rag in their mouth and their back against the wall. I think Jigs has perfected his technique for unsuspecting man love...to the point he refers to it as "OT Bagging".

LMAO!
 
Nothing new there, Miss Katrina. Nothing new at all.

What folks don't know about Jigs is he once had a thriving practice as a proctologist. He soon lost his medical license when his patients began to report that during prostate exams they found that Jigs had both hands on their shoulders!

I'm done now. I'll be good....til the day after Christmas! ;)
 

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