Sale yard ink pens

[webfoot]

So I go to the sale yard some. Buying, selling, and just checking out the market. I grab a card or two and a pen to write things down on. Both the cards and the pen seem to go home with me. The wife says I am stealing their pens. I tell her they have a cup full of them sitting on the counter for people to take. Yesterday she lined up the pens on the kitchen table. There is 24 of them. She says we don't need any more. This from the person who once put a pen from the bank in her purse and zipped it shut. Went to leave and the line attaching the pen to the counter stopped her. She has no room to talk. I have never attempted to steal an attached pen.

 

[leanin' H]

 

[webfoot]

My collection. I didn't tell her that between the two pickups there is probably another 6 pens or so.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Hey those look like good pens.
Never have enough cause they only put a fraction of an inch of ink in them anymore.

 

[Faster horses]

Hey those look like good pens.
Never have enough cause they only put a fraction of an inch of ink in them anymore.

Is that what the problem is? I wondered.