Sayins from long ago

[HAY MAKER]

#1 That boy's got the Devil in him.
good luck

 

[Faster horses]

One boy is a boy,
two boys are half a boy
and
three boys are no boy at all...

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

You can always tell a TEXAN

You just can't tell him MUCH :!:

 

[HAY MAKER]

You can always tell a TEXAN

You just can't tell him MUCH :!:

Hey!!! That ain't no old sayin that's something a canucklehead would say
Good luck

 

[starvin'dog]

My grandpa's folk came to Canada from Oklahoma. He was an auctioneer and a colorful character.
He lived before the time of political corectness and one that sticks in my head is "its raining pitchforks and sprinkler babies".

 

[gcreekrch]

One that I could pay attention to more often.....


Never miss a chance to shutup, well timed silence is much more eloquent than speech. :wink:

 

[Soapweed]

If the sun is shining, take your jacket. If it's cloudy, do as you please.

It's pretty easy to cut a big strap if you are using someone else's leather.

Glamour tends to dissolve in sweat.

If you are going to be dumb, you've got to be tough.

You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Red sky at night; sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning; sailors take warning.

If the sun is shining while it is raining, it will rain again tomorrow.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

An hour in the morning is worth two hours in the afternoon.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

An hour of currying is worth a gallon of grain.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Time is; man moves on.

 

[gcreekrch]

When I grow up.....

Fer the time bein'

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.......

A cow is nothing but a lot of trouble tied up in a leather bag.

 

[burnt]

There's no fool like an old fool . . .

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There are old crows and bold crows, but there are no old, bold crows.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

There's no fool like an old fool . . .

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There are old crows and bold crows, but there are no old, bold crows.

Haymaker :!:

There is an exception to every rule.

 

[littlejoe]

Having him help you was like losing two good men.

ps--how many have had this guy "help"?

ppss---he's also a shape changer, drives different rigs---will fool ya' fer a bit....then you go 'uh-oh.....'

 

[Bruce]

Lock him in a padded room with 2 steel ball bearing's........and he'd lose one and break the other !!

Ya know she aint to bright when you say "good morning" and she's stuck for an answer.

 

[Faster horses]

Can we do this more than once?

When God passed out brains, __________ thought he said "RAIN"
and ran for cover.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

He burns his candle at the wrong end.

Putting the cart before the horse.

That's like shutting the barn door after the horse got out.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

A stitch in time, saves nine.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Never a Hoss that couldn't be rode

Never a cowboy that couldn't be throwed

 

[Hereford76]

not old... but one i heard a few times growing up.

"and that's why you don't get paid to think!"

 

[MsSage]

Have you lost the sense God gave the billy goat

 

[oldblood]

Thats lower than a snake belly in a wagon rut.

 

[oldblood]

He so tight he could sueeze a nickel until the Indian is riding the buffalo.

 

[oldblood]

He has to many irons in the fire.

 

[Soapweed]

Measure twice; cut once.