burnt
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A guy goes into a pet store looking to buy a parrot.
"How much is the red one", he asks. The owner replies "$2000". The customer says "He better be pretty good for that kind of money. What can he do?".
"Well he can type and he can type pretty fast", the storekeeper replies.
"How much for the blue one", customer asks.
"$5000", says the owner,"and for that money you get a bird that not only can type, but answer the phone and take notes!"
"Well then how much is the green one?" the guy asks.
"$10,000." is the reply.
"$10,000?" the customer gasped. "What can he do that makes him worth that kind of money?"
"I don't know", the storekeeper says, " I've never seen him do anything, but the other two call him Boss."
"How much is the red one", he asks. The owner replies "$2000". The customer says "He better be pretty good for that kind of money. What can he do?".
"Well he can type and he can type pretty fast", the storekeeper replies.
"How much for the blue one", customer asks.
"$5000", says the owner,"and for that money you get a bird that not only can type, but answer the phone and take notes!"
"Well then how much is the green one?" the guy asks.
"$10,000." is the reply.
"$10,000?" the customer gasped. "What can he do that makes him worth that kind of money?"
"I don't know", the storekeeper says, " I've never seen him do anything, but the other two call him Boss."
