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Mountain Cowgirl

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Based on an old David Allen Cole tune as sung by Johnny Paycheck
a Faye Fox original perversion

Take this card and shove it
I ain't bankin' here no more
The Democrats done took all the reasons
I was bankin' for
Ya better not try to stand in my way
As I'm breakin', down the door
Take this card and shove it
I ain't bankin' here no more

I been livin' in this country
For nigh on seventy two years
All this time I watched my government
Drownin' us in a pool of fears
And I've seen a lot of good folk die
Who had good health just yesterday
I'd give the shirt right off of my back
If you had the guts to say

Take your bullshit and stuff it
I ain't playin' this game no more
My country went left and took all the reasons
I was standing for
I will not try to stand in your way
As you are fallin' on the floor
Take this knife and shove it
You ain't wanted here no more

Well, that president, he's a real brainless dog
The vice boss, she's a fool
She got a brand new obnoxious giggle
Lord, she thinks she's cool
One of these days we are gonna light the fuse
And commies are gonna pay
Lord, I can't wait to see their faces
When the country gets the nerve to say

Take this socialist fascism and cram it
We ain't takin' your lies no more
Our country went left and took all the reasons
We were livin' for
Ya better not try to stand in our way
As we are breakin' down the door
Take your socialism and shove it
We ain't takin' it here no more

Take your socialism and shove it
 

Mountain Cowgirl

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A friendly place to talk about the weather, tell jokes and post cowboy poetry????
OK, here is a joke for you.

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