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Tax Time

gcreekrch

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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
Him that she needs to file her taxes.


The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
Ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address,
Social Security number, etc. And then asks, "What's
Your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."
 
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