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THE SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS
This is much easier to remember !!!
The Ten Commandments
Some people have trouble with all those "shall's" and "shall
not's" in the Ten Commandments. FOLKS JUST AREN'T USED TO TALKING IN THOSE TERMS.
SO, IN MIDDLE TENNESSEE THEY TRANSLATED THE 'KING JAMES' INTO
"JACKSON COUNTY" LANGUAGE.This ain't no joke! (It is posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN).
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers.
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now, that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day now, ya hear!
And bless your little heart....
This is much easier to remember !!!
The Ten Commandments
Some people have trouble with all those "shall's" and "shall
not's" in the Ten Commandments. FOLKS JUST AREN'T USED TO TALKING IN THOSE TERMS.
SO, IN MIDDLE TENNESSEE THEY TRANSLATED THE 'KING JAMES' INTO
"JACKSON COUNTY" LANGUAGE.This ain't no joke! (It is posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN).
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers.
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now, that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day now, ya hear!
And bless your little heart....
