Well since you just got wired for electricity you probably haven't read all the exploits atributed to you by Haymaker.

 Elmo your reputation preceeds you. Everything done on here that Haymaker was to ashamed to claim he blamed on you.

 Haymaker's most famous line"Wasn't me, Elmo done it".

 So tell us what really happend in Mexico when Haymakers overalls fell down around his ankles?