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The clutz strikes again...

Judith

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Yet another word of warning from the clutz of doom. :oops: Take the knot off the end of your lead ropes! Alot of the lead ropes that are made here have a large knot on the end of them to keep it from slipping through your hands. I was working with a really spooky 3 year old that was trying to climb on my head for security. I got really fed up and threw my hands in the air and hollered at her to get off me. Well of course, up went her head and the rope swung round and that big ole knot smoked me in the middle finger. (please note this accident was caused by breaking rule number one : Never lose your patience with a baby. entirely my fault not that of the pony) Needless to say I had to cut my glove off and I will be pretending to be a lefty . I also will not be able to flip the bird for a while. However will I handle traffic :shock: Anyone know where I can buy a plastic bubble :)
 
I'm not putting a cast on the darn thing, I'll just catch it on everything and everyone. It's nice and straight after I gave it a good yank ( I turned a wee bit white I think) Just the tip is pointing south. It's the most pretty color of black I ever did see and it casts a lovely greenish hue up to my wrist. Sooo pretty .....not.... I really have no clue how I do stuff like this. :oops: Well at least I'm pretty, that has got to count for sumthin :P
 
Judith said:
I'm not putting a cast on the darn thing, I'll just catch it on everything and everyone. It's nice and straight after I gave it a good yank ( I turned a wee bit white I think) Just the tip is pointing south. It's the most pretty color of black I ever did see and it casts a lovely greenish hue up to my wrist. Sooo pretty .....not.... I really have no clue how I do stuff like this. :oops: Well at least I'm pretty, that has got to count for sumthin :P

I could tell you a sure fire cure to make it heal faster, but I think you'd come down and beat me merclessly! :)
 
Ya right, you'd like that Mr. Flirty pants :) What are we gunna do with you Sir Jingles????
My pa says it would look better if we just cut it off... 8)
 
i know your good at making things JB,can you make her a suit of armour???quess i could try i have a torch and welder,what size are ya Judith???? :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Size 8 can ya make it flexible? Might be hard to get in and out of the saddle if its not real bendy :)
 
Seriously, can someone PLEASE give me that book so I can stop making up my own things not to do :) I wonder how I survived this long....
 
hhmmm i am thinking if i weld a loop to the helmet you can use a crane to lift you into the saddle,dont have to bend at all then,just dont fall off,Help i've fallen and cant get up, :lol: :lol:
 
Well,
I already have the special phone that I use if I get my head stuck in stuff ( Thank you IL) So it might just work if there is a problem with the crane. You think you can possibly build a helmet that large? You might have two put to sheets of 3/8 sheet metal together and fabricate it out of that. Don't know, just a suggestion :D
 
I've got it! Lets just send her at our enemies. She'll either cripple them up or they will die laughing!

Now, if we can just get her away from them poor mistreated horse....... :?
 
Judith... I wasreading in a magzne that there is a new polymor they are coming out fwith for sports. It is soft and pliable when softly touched but when a hard impact hits it t becomes rock hard.. I think we have found the perfect material for your new habtat.. They are sing it on some ski teams suits or watever you call those things they wear and are talking to the NFL about it.. We might have found a pookie proof substance..
 

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