Ranchy
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The Colorado Rancher
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way to check the cows, he says to her, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above the cow's stall so you'll know which one she is.
You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
Then the rancher leaves for the field.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door, Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks."Tell me, lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred ?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What is the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way to check the cows, he says to her, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above the cow's stall so you'll know which one she is.
You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
Then the rancher leaves for the field.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door, Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks."Tell me, lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred ?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What is the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."