The new grocery store.

[CattleArmy]

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mist-spray to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you go to the bread case, it smells like grandma's fresh baked bread.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and enjoy the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more. :wink:

 

[Fast Eddie]

You had me going there till the end, lol.

 

[Tap]

If you purchase the new Sheryl Crow Toilet Paper, a roll will last several years. :wink:

 

[Ranchy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[nr]

:lol: Fun-ny!

But it made me wonder- are there foodstores that provide the sound effects now? Wouldn't that drive the clerks wild...

 

[Ben Roberts]

:lol: Fun-ny!

But it made me wonder- are there foodstores that provide the sound effects now? Wouldn't that drive the clerks wild...

Yoke's Market in Spokane, Washington has the rain in the produce section and the cows mooing in the dairy section. I didn't go through the paper section, but the next time I go to Yoke's, I will make it a point to and let you know what they have for a marketing atmosphere in that section. With my warped sense of humor, if they have neglected that area, I could be tempted to help with some appropriate atmosphere. Don't you just hate it when someone does that to you!

Best Regards
Ben Roberts