When I grow up I want to be like Mommy

[Soapweed]

Dear Mrs.. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

 

[Anonymous]

No problem- I recognized that as a snow shovel....
Thirty years of raising kids- and 15 more with grandkids and you start to learn to read "kid".... :wink:

 

[hypocritexposer]

What's an "exotic dancer"?

 

[Soapweed]

What's an "exotic dancer"?

It's a Chianina cow kickin' up her heels doing the four-step.

 

[gcreekrch]

I got that one in an email a while back, it still is a favourite. I believe it originally came from Yanuck's house. :wink: :lol: :lol:

 

[L.A.]

Nice try Soap,,but Isn't that you front row left? :wink:

 

[Richard Doolittle]

Nice try Soap,,but Isn't that you front row left? :wink:

Nah, he doesn't seem like to type to fight over a shovel at Home Depot

 

[Soapweed]

Nice try Soap,,but Isn't that you front row left? :wink:

Nah, he doesn't seem like to type to fight over a shovel at Home Depot

Unless it was to get Peach a Christmas present. :wink: