Women

[Mike]

WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him
when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire
him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and
forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in
to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though
he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most
confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...


No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey.

It's whiskey that does all that.



Never mind.

 

[gcreekrch]

I dunno Mike, this fella might be right. :lol:

The Baptist Preacher & The Kentucky Redneck...

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Redneck on a flight to
Kentucky .

After the plane took off, the Redneck asked for a whiskey and
ice, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and
taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch
my lips."
The Redneck then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[Mike]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Faster horses]

Keep it up, guys. You'll force me to post my 'useless boob' story......again.....

 

[katrina]

Keep it up, guys. You'll force me to post my 'useless boob' story......again.....

:clap: