I dunno Mike, this fella might be right. :lol:
The Baptist Preacher & The Kentucky Redneck...
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Redneck on a flight to
Kentucky .
After the plane took off, the Redneck asked for a whiskey and
ice, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and
taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch
my lips."
The Redneck then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."