CattleArmy
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You grew up in rural Nebraska if…
> >>>
> >>> You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> >>>
> >>> You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
> >>>
> >>> You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go
> >>> bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance.
> >>>
> >>> You know the difference between 'Green' and
> >>> 'Red' farm machinery, and would fight with your
> >>> friends over which was better!
> >>>
> >>> You buy Christmas presents at Tractor Supply.
> >>>
> >>> You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at
> >>> your wedding.
> >>>
> >>> You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at
> >>> the county fair.
> >>>
> >>> You know that 'combine' is a noun.
> >>>
> >>> You let your older siblings talk you into putting your
> >>> tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
> >>>
> >>> You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions..
> >>>
> >>> You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'..
> >>>
> >>> Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all
> >>> taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.
> >>>
> >>> A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your
> >>> girlfriend shining for deer.
> >>>
> >>> There was at least one kid in your class who had to help
> >>> milk cows in the morning... phew!
> >>>
> >>> Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey
> >>> pokey and the chicken dance.
> >>>
> >>> Your definition of a small town is one that only has one
> >>> bar.
> >>>
> >>> The local gas station sells live bait.
> >>>
> >>> At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a
> >>> meat processing plant.
> >>>
> >>> You think that the start of deer season is a
> >>> national20holiday.
> >>>
> >>> Pop is the only name for soda.
> >>>
> >>> You actually understand these jokes
> >>>
> >>> You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> >>>
> >>> You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
> >>>
> >>> You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go
> >>> bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance.
> >>>
> >>> You know the difference between 'Green' and
> >>> 'Red' farm machinery, and would fight with your
> >>> friends over which was better!
> >>>
> >>> You buy Christmas presents at Tractor Supply.
> >>>
> >>> You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at
> >>> your wedding.
> >>>
> >>> You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at
> >>> the county fair.
> >>>
> >>> You know that 'combine' is a noun.
> >>>
> >>> You let your older siblings talk you into putting your
> >>> tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
> >>>
> >>> You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions..
> >>>
> >>> You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'..
> >>>
> >>> Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all
> >>> taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.
> >>>
> >>> A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your
> >>> girlfriend shining for deer.
> >>>
> >>> There was at least one kid in your class who had to help
> >>> milk cows in the morning... phew!
> >>>
> >>> Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey
> >>> pokey and the chicken dance.
> >>>
> >>> Your definition of a small town is one that only has one
> >>> bar.
> >>>
> >>> The local gas station sells live bait.
> >>>
> >>> At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a
> >>> meat processing plant.
> >>>
> >>> You think that the start of deer season is a
> >>> national20holiday.
> >>>
> >>> Pop is the only name for soda.
> >>>
> >>> You actually understand these jokes
