That was a super tribute to a great horse, Soapweed. I enjoyed reading every word.
When I first read this topic, I too, thought of some of our horses that would be termed 'perfect.' We have been lucky enough to have had three or four. The one that comes to mind first was a grade horse like yours. This was a bay, also had the moustache~and I agree with you about that seeming to be a common denominator of good horses~he was 15.3, 1250 lbs. Though he was grade, he was out of a stallion called Sabre Twist by Hard Twist. He was cowy, quick and smart, smart, smart and I have never before or since ridden a horse so good on his feet. He was phonomenal. He was my husbands horse, but I rode him once in awhile. He was too good of a horse for me~I need the best horse, but I can't ride the best horse, if you know what I mean. He was a great ranch horse, great arena heading horse and our daughter ran barrels on him some in high school. He was interested in everything you did and had a lot of heart. I know he saved my husband's life more than once when we lived in the Powder River Country of Wyoming. I always wanted my husband to enter this horse in the Bad River Suicide Ride, cuz I thought he could win~no, I take that back, I was SURE he could win. No horse is perfect, though and this horse would sure act snuffy on the ground. He was a delightful kitty cat, but he sure had rollers in his nose. Bluffed alot of people. It was funny.
Speaking of horses, I was at a horse sale recently and a young horse trader brought a horse in that I really liked. The horse could really turn around and kept his nose where I like it. He was bid $1800 and no saled the horse. I thought the horse looked a little parrot mouthed, but couldn't tell for sure where I was sitting. Anyway, the auctioneer said if anyone was interested they could talk to him outside. I liked the horse well enough that I went to the back. There was a young man there and I asked if this was his horse, which he affirmed. I asked if he was parrot mouthed and he said yes, just a little though. I asked what he wanted for him, and he puffed up and said, "NOW, before I load him in my trailer? $2500, but if I load him up, it will take $3000 for me to unload him." Well, I looked in his mouth and he wasn't just a little parrot mouthed, it was pretty bad. Now I really liked this horse, and I am a lot soft-hearted. This horse was tired, you could tell, and his hair was bad, not real bad, but sure not shiney; he was barked up on his legs some; and he was probably 100 lbs. underweight. The kids said he had been used in a feedlot in Texas. He sidepassed him in the ring, so that sure could have been true, as they open lots of gates horseback in those pens. Anyway, I really wanted to buy this horse, against my better judgment. So I left, went clear home so that I did not weaken and buy a problem. But the horse haunts me now. I wish I had offered the kid $2000 for him. We have never owned a parrot mouthed horse. I suppose if the grass got short, he would need supplemented. Also, and what was the real deterrment for me, was the growth of the front teeth. Because they don't meet the bottom teeth correctly, they would continue to grow down. Would you just file them off periodically? I guess I am going to look into this further.
Another thought I had, as good-looking as this horse was and with the parrot mouth being a genetic defect, and him being a grade horse, I wondered if he was some real good bred horse and they threw away the papers so no one attributed a parrot-mouthed horse to that bloodline.
I know that happens. A big ranch in W. Mt. that had horses in Texas, brought the ones to Mt. that didn't turn out as cutters, etc. They threw the papers away and sold them as grade horses, so no one knew they didn't make the grade in cutting or whatever they were bred for. Some of those horses minds were fried. Sometimes they were salvagable, sometimes not.