Mountain Cowgirl
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The Eastern Oregon bigfoot, sasquatch, he don't leave no track
Come mess with Eastern Oregon, home, you will never get back
The bigfoot roams the mountains, he watches the valleys on down
He sees those tofu lovin commies, encroaching from Portland town
His power and size are legend, he leaves no huge footprint
He isn't taken serious, by those on rural destruction bend
They thought the wolves would break him, they made a minor dent
So when you liberal wackos come calling, let me voice you this hint
The Eastern Oregon bigfoot, sasquatch, he don't leave no track
Come mess with Eastern Oregon, home, you will never get back
Unlike the bigfoot elsewhere, our EO sasquatch no track he leave
He has eluded yeti trackers for years, leaving them to fume and grieve
So start your war on cattle, deny his existence, call it a legend in EO
While he watches from mountain peaks, all the valleys down below
He sees all and isn't happy, with the wrongs being done to ranches
Fear the day you know his existence, with more than breaking branches
When the Eastern Oregon bigfoot finally leaves his giant track
Better run home to mama Portland, while you can still get back
So for now revel in disrespect, call our friend Indian folklore
He sees and hears all, your craziness is making him sore
And here is to hoping and praying, you don't good horse sense lack
Just know, beware, be advised and please respect this well-known fact
The Eastern Oregon bigfoot, sasquatch, he don't leave no track
Come mess with Eastern Oregon, home, you will never get back
Come mess with Eastern Oregon, home, you will never get back
The bigfoot roams the mountains, he watches the valleys on down
He sees those tofu lovin commies, encroaching from Portland town
His power and size are legend, he leaves no huge footprint
He isn't taken serious, by those on rural destruction bend
They thought the wolves would break him, they made a minor dent
So when you liberal wackos come calling, let me voice you this hint
The Eastern Oregon bigfoot, sasquatch, he don't leave no track
Come mess with Eastern Oregon, home, you will never get back
Unlike the bigfoot elsewhere, our EO sasquatch no track he leave
He has eluded yeti trackers for years, leaving them to fume and grieve
So start your war on cattle, deny his existence, call it a legend in EO
While he watches from mountain peaks, all the valleys down below
He sees all and isn't happy, with the wrongs being done to ranches
Fear the day you know his existence, with more than breaking branches
When the Eastern Oregon bigfoot finally leaves his giant track
Better run home to mama Portland, while you can still get back
So for now revel in disrespect, call our friend Indian folklore
He sees and hears all, your craziness is making him sore
And here is to hoping and praying, you don't good horse sense lack
Just know, beware, be advised and please respect this well-known fact
The Eastern Oregon bigfoot, sasquatch, he don't leave no track
Come mess with Eastern Oregon, home, you will never get back
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