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These people were always finding water all over their pool deck and furniture, every time they came home after being away for a few hours. They thought the neighborhood kids were watching for them to leave, and using the pool. However, they could never catch them doing it. So, they set up their...

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see...

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" "I'm out of gas," the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of...

I read this article this morning: I sent an email to Mr Price, the principal of the high school at [email protected] I told Price that guys like him ought to have their ash whipped frequently, just so they know how it feels to live in fear.

Firefox 3.0 Beta 4 The speed to download files of size under 200KB just completely knocks me out of my socks. As some of you know, this has been one of the consistent failures of prior versions of Firefox in every instance of WXP that I've ever run them in. It's also faster by at least a a...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye...

Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building...

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.' 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like...

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A little girl asked her father, 'How did the human race come about?' The father answered: 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made. 'Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered: 'Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed...

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.................................49 Adventurous......................Slept with everyone Athletic..............................No breasts Average looking.................Moooo Beautiful..............................Pathological...

His wife was fresh from the shower, standing in front of the mirror complaining to him that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of...

...has opened up it's entire website to non-subscribers, including their online archive of every issue in its entirety going back to November 1995 and selected articles back to November 1857. Now you can check it all out for free. Loads of great stuff there. I highly recommend all the William...

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A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and...

Subject: Women's ash Size Study Women's ash Size Study There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ash is too fat............ 10% of women think their ash is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they...

Dear Pastor, I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting My eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my...