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*A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.* * When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement...

I can relate to this song...Hope you enjoy like I did.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYCB_VxMgbY

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ...

SEVENTEEN LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life...

What is Old? > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!" > > > "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. > > > "OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and...

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. 'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector'...

Inner Peace: This is so true If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can...

Sitting alone in an old rocking chair, I saw an old mother with silvery hair, She seemed so neglected by those who should care, Rocking alone in an old rocking chair. Her hands were all calloused and wrinkled and old, A life of hard work was the story they told, And I thought of the angels as I...

http://www.wimp.com/classicbloopers/ good for a laugh :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON...

A group of 40 years old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group...

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle, was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him. She ran towards him, calling his name: "Joe...

Broke Black Golfer....

http://www.cattletoday.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=19214&p=186378#p186378

Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favourite 'fast food' when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'It was a place called 'home,'' I explained. ! 'Mum cooked every day and...

A Pleasant Little Tale. but the last bit true.... Ahmed Ranjit Oluwalu lands at Heathrow on a jumbo jet from foreign lands and talks his way past the immigration officer with a sorry, contrived tale of woe, misery and persecution. He's sitting in the hall wondering how he's going to get by...

I'm guessing this happens in your Country as well. IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XOiAh3J1_c well I found it funny. :lol:

Hi I'm new to this forum, have come over from CT Today to post a few photo's, but am having trouble tring to find out how to. Can any one help me please? Chrisy :D