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A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella...

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Tom Tancredo Outraged Over Duane Chapman 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' Arrest -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Cris Bergman Sep 21, 2006 U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo of Colorado is outraged that Duane Chapman (aka Dog the Bounty Hunter) has been...

A PucK Into A Net My daddy is just a doctor, he saved a babies life last night. As the mommy screamed to save her, my daddy heard her plight. My mommy is a paramedic, she saves lives every day. Yesterday it was two drug addicts, and an women who's heart had gave away. My daddy is a high...

While interviewing an anonymous US Special Forces soldier, a Reporter asked the soldier; 'What he felt when sniping members of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan'. The soldier shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravado bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is...

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and...

A Man From Texas, on a transatlantic flight, the plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die,"...

Which fella from ranchers net,in thier college days,do you think,would of been the one to ask the final question in this joke? It is all in fun.I just noticed that the gals and guys like to rib eachother in this forum in a fun way.If it offends anyone i will remove it pronto. On the first...

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father (having never seen an elevator)...

News anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR reporter Cokie Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day when they were captured by cannibals. > > > > > >They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the chief. The > > >chief said, "I am familiar...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 95 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This...

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellooooo," answered the blonde...

1. Put both lids up, and add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet bowl water. 2.Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid). The cat will self agitate...

A Pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured since he had...

REAL MAN TEST -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a test for men and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However, women will also benefit by reviewing them, so that they get to understand men and thereby enrich their...