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:lol: hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh Jody!!

To close to the truth to be funny............

Does a chicken have teeth? or Well just as sure as a chicken has teeth!

Is a frog's arse watertight?

-23C here, forecast high's of 0 to -5 next week. So far Jan. has been warmer than Nov. was ??? If you don't like the weather in Alberta.........just wait 5 minute's :) Lord I hope this day is good!!! (off to town to put a rib back in......old age is the pit's........but it sure beat's the...

He's so crooked.....he sleep's in a grain auger.

If wish's were horse's, beggar's would ride.

He can look you right in the eye.......and pee in your front pant's pocket.

Day after tomorrow is the middle of the week.....and nothing done yet!! From a guy I worked for year's ago......usualy about 5:30 Monday morning :)

Never hire a man who wear's a straw hat or smoke's roll your own's......cause if he ain't chasing his hat he's rolling a smoke !! A fart'n horse will never tire......a fart'n man's the man to hire !!

He was born with the bark on. Wear's his boot's out from the inside.

Lock him in a padded room with 2 steel ball bearing's........and he'd lose one and break the other !! Ya know she aint to bright when you say "good morning" and she's stuck for an answer.

You won that bet :) WoW :shock:

"incident" ............that's the long form, right? LoL Glad it turned out ok, neat picture's!!

Amen!! :lol: :lol:

Hahaha, that's a gooder :) Guy's are alway's trying to figure out what a woman want's, what would make her happy. Well I can tell you what most of'em want....Security!! Leastway's that's what they alway's yell when I talk to'em in the bar :D Take care

Hahahaha!!!! I was grocery shopping the other day and the clerk was a younger very attractive lady. She was ringing up my groc. and mentioned "I'll bet your single hey?" Well I looked down at my hungry man's dinner's, frozen pizza and kraft dinner and replied "gosh...how'd you guess?" Her...

Thank's for sharing!!

blue (she has blue eye's.........1 blue east 1 blue west:)

Put your bannock a little closer to my tea (romantical song I'm writing:)