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10 pounds of taters in a 5 pound sack

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tumbleweed_texn

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It was tragic i tell ya. I had to take a horse to the vet this morning and was left wondering about peoples self perception. The vet tech came out and took my information. Me being me noticed that was kinda cute, but little did I suspect the surprise in store for me. When she bent down to look at the horses leg about 5 pounds of crack suddenly appeared. Now folks, dont get me wrong. I have nothing against looking at a cute gal. Lord have mercy though, there is absolutely nothing attractive about some woman with "plumbers butt". I dont care how goodlooking someone thinks they are, the "sideways smile" is not alluring. Right then and there i knew dads words were true. "Son, no matter how hard ya try, ya cant git 10 pounds of taters in a 5 pound sack".
 
Ain't that the truth!!! Grosses me out wit the ultra-low riders jeans... How many woman can really wear those kind of jeans and be decent. I had the same thing happen to me the other night at a meeting. And all this gal did was pull her shirt down.. Man I can not imagine wearing jeans with half your crack hanging out.... It's got to be very uncomfortable.... And another thing..... Awhile back hubby and I were out for supper(my birthday). Having a great time, good company, great steaks and whammy, I look over a few tables and here is this young gal sitting with her back to me with her crack showing....... Ruined the moment and part of the evening.... My hubby even commented on how disgusting she was!!! END OF RANT!!!
 
If you guys are this upset by cracks what happens when you have a young chick sitting across from you in a micro mini with no knickers on :shock: I have seen enough clams in my lifetime thanks,( I do live by the ocean but seriously!!!!) I'll take the cracks anyday :shock:
 
I can't figure out how they don't get frostbite....Guess them young gals are warmer blooded than me- but I saw 4 come in the cafe the other day with the pants barely hanging on their hips- about 6" of string underwear and crack sticking out and all I could think of was how thankful I had long johns on...
 
Low rider jeans are extremely comfortable and you CAN wear them w/o flashing people. I love mine!!

They are flashing arse cause they WANT to!!!!
 
I have no problem with people who are built to wear them wearing them :) It's the poor young things who are size 12 + trying to stuff themselves into a 6. They look horrible and uncomfortable to boot. Nothing like muffin top to make you look hot. But heck if ya got it flaunt it that's for sure!
 
I wonder why plumbers crack is sooo gross. Naked bums are really cute, especially the ones on babies that have just learned to walk. You know the ones where they go all rodeo during a diaper change and they run away from you giggling :)
 
I'm with Katrina...I hate the real low rise jeans..don't care what size a person is. Man I'm aging myself but why can girls not at least leave "something" to the imagination....it screams OK boys here I am come and get me.....IMHO
 
Mrs. Greg, try to buy modest clothes for a girl aged 8-10 :shock: I was trying to pick something out for my neice and the clothes all looked like glamorized hooker wear! I'm not an ultra modest person either so you can just imagine what they looked like. YIKES
 
8-10...have you looked at the little girl stuff,just about as bad.I hate that little girls feel like they have to dress like Brittany Spears...heck I hate it that teenage girls feel like they have to dress like Brittany Spears...cover-up make the boys guess whats under those clothes. Like you Judith I'm no prude.
 
Lil Lilly wears the low rise jeans.....but her hiney aint showin......at all.... in no way shape or fashion.....when she bends over....it's still covered up. She wears a belt with them 99% of the time...and the 1% that she don't it is cuz she forgot it. But still....when she bends down...it don't show her hiney crack. If it did..she wouldnt be wearin em.
There are a few people that can and do wear them that look ok in em.....then there are those that ya'll are referrin to that Oh MAN!!!! if they could see themselves!!!!! :shock:
I do have a pair of low rise......1 pair...and they are comfortable......but they aren't the ultra low ones. If they didnt cost $60 a pair I might have a few more pairs of them. What I can't do is the bell bottom's.....and they don't hardly make any low rise jeans that are boot cut.

Only thing showin when she bends down....or stands up for that matter in some of her jeans is her knees!!!!! (that was fer you Faster horses :D LOL)
 
Womens "Butt Cracks" just reach higher up the backside than they used to.

From what I have seen on the "Internet" the other crack seems to be getting longer too. :wink:
 
Cruel Girl jeans are boot cut and low/mid rise. I pay about $40/pair for mine and they are wonderful!
 
Mike said:
From what I have seen on the "Internet" the other crack seems to be getting longer too. :wink:
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You must have seen the Paris pictures too :roll: :lol: For the life of me I can't figure out what she was so proud of or what she was advertising....
 
That's the brand mine are....and I like em well enuff...but Cruel Girl Jeans have HUGE legs they are the same size from the hip to the cuff almost, even the slim fit one's, and they are too big at the bottom to really fit over a boot like they should.....they don't make jeans for small legs. Wranglers are small enuff that they don't balloon out.
 
Oldtimer said:
Mike said:
From what I have seen on the "Internet" the other crack seems to be getting longer too. :wink:
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You must have seen the Paris pictures too :roll: :lol: For the life of me I can't figure out what she was so proud of or what she was advertising....
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Britney too. Looked like a big ole "WASP NEST". :shock:
 

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