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10 pounds of taters in a 5 pound sack

Mike said:
Oldtimer said:
Mike said:
From what I have seen on the "Internet" the other crack seems to be getting longer too. :wink:
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You must have seen the Paris pictures too :roll: :lol: For the life of me I can't figure out what she was so proud of or what she was advertising....
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Britney too. Looked like a big ole "WASP NEST". :shock:
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it appeared to me more like a potato that had been in the microwave a bit too long.....

I would much rather have a gals butt crack showing, than run into my neighbor on a hot summers day....

he is a hold out from the 60's. dope fried him, and the effects are more and more evident every time we talk. He is not a believer in under wear, and his main attire in the summer is cut off blue jeans....and the bulk of them are wore pretty good....
it is not uncommon for him to be standing there, talking to some one and his "unit" is hanging out of one of the holes. after a polite pointing to the area he will tuck it back inside, and keep talking like nothing happened....


trust me, some chicks ash crack would be a warm welcome after that!
 
Someone mailed me those... I was oh so happy with them :mad: I could have gone a long time... Like the rest of my life.. without seeing that and been happy.

As far as the low rise jeans and the crop top shirts.. Well, I liked them plenty when I was about 10 years younger than I am now but now that I have a little girl I cringe a little bit every time I see them..

Of course the topper for me is the butt crack, with the cheek floss topped off with the tattoo and the 300 pound gal...... Sexy... NOT. Some folks can pull them off but the butt crack thing never really works for me.. The proper fitting ones are okay I suppose... If you really want an eye opening experience head down to the beach (I know, for some it is a real long trip).. We go to Lake Michigan every year for a family vacation with all of the in-laws... Yikes.
 
Lily mine are tapered to fit your leg. I don't know what ' style name' they are but they fit your leg nice.

I'm a thin person and have a hard time getting jeans to fit and these are great!
 
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It's not gross :shock: It was cute though :)

JB when a young ladies parts are in your face for all to see (They ALWAYS feel the need to sit on a tall bar stool with there legs uncrossed!) It is next to impossible to look them in the face. Truely one of the most uncomfortable moments a person can have.
 
It came up now.

I might need some of that as the plumber start work here on Monday and he tends to have a crack problem!!!
 
It's not hard to see where it comes from. At my oldest daughter's nursery school "graduation" last year, 4 out of the 10 mothers were showing the better part of their butt floss.
 
It seems like we have a little nest of porn surfers in ranchers.net-thank god for dial up-nobody sends that stuff lol. I guess if you look once your a voyeur-if you look more than once well......lol.
 
katrina said:
Not only is this bad for raising girls, but try and raise respectable young men.... Whew!!!! :roll:
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at a recent high school basketball game, I was surprised at how Whore-like all the gals looked. on both sides. but a parent of a young gal sitting near me pointed across the gym at the other schools students and told her husband how trashy a girl looked....this woman needed to be pointing at her own daughter! short shirt above the belly button, and lowrider skirt that was about to show her privates from both top and bottom!

I bet she is VERY popular!
 
Even tho Lil Lilly wears the jeans ya'll are talkin about......she don't look bad in em...like I said before nothin hangin out....nothin showin that atn't sposta be.

We were at a barrel race not too long ago...and seen another lil gal....or I should say....another gal about the same age...she had on the same style jeans.....a short shirt with a roll hangin out in between just a jigglin with every step. Pierced belly button..etc....I turned to Lil Lilly and said...you know what? She said What? I said....If I ever catch you leavin the house lookin like that, even if you were to put on a few lbs.....I'll wear you out good n proper. I didnt say it in a whisper...I said it out loud...she was a lil embarrassed and said, "Mom..shhhh" I said no don't shhhhush me....if she hears I don't care....someone needs to tell her how yucky that looks.
 
Lilly, my best friend has bird legs and has trouble finding jeans that arn't so baggy in the legs. She is also tall, so makes it doubley hard.. And we have discovered that anything with a slim leg helped, but wrangler brands seem to be the best.. She teaches school and they have one day they can dress casual. Sometimes she can wear a size six to a ten... Just depends on the style.....And I thought I had problems buying and wearing jeans..........
 
I have a terrible time tryin to find jeans that fit.....as well as findin em for Lil Lilly beins that both of us refuse to pay $60 a pair for em. My biggest problem is findin them long enuff..I"m not real tall, only 5ft 4....but I wear 36 length jeans. Even Wranglers I hafta sometimes get onto the store managers for not carrying long enuff ones.....usually when I go in..there only 2 or 3 pairs of size 3...and none of them are long enuff. Cruel girls are made different and I hafta have a size 1......which is almost non existant. I don't think they order many to begin with...and then when they do..they fly off the shelves and are gone.
I can usually get the Wranglers...eventually..they'll either order them for me, or I'll keep goin back till they have some in stock. But Lil Lilly don't like wranglers. They don't fit her right....she's so tiny, that even the size 0 is too big in the waist. The low rise jeans are bout the only thing that we can find that are long enuff legged and fit in the waist. The only reason they are long enuff is cuz they are made to drag when other girls wear em. LOL I've looked and looked in stores for jeans to fit her and apparently they fly off the shelves too, and then they don't have any at all for her. So.......
We do alot of second hand store shoppin. She loves those places cuz we can go in and find 2 or 3 pairs of jeans for her...and tons of shirts, and leave not spendin more than $20.
 
Lilly we have a really good western store in Valentine.. If you find something let me know and will try and help you.... They are on line.. www.youngswesternwarehouse.com or something like that. Maybe they can help.. And they are really nice people.... I feel sorry for my friend. She cant find dress pants long enough and gets really tired of dressing western especially at school. She is short waisted so talls don't fit unless she wants to be irkle..
When we shop I pull clothes for her to try on and run back and forth with sizes.. I always have her try on one outfit I would like to buy if I were skinny.. It's a blast...
 
Big Muddy rancher said:
IM 6'3" AND MY PET PEEVE IS SHORT PEOPLE THAT BY ALL THE 36" LEG JEANS. :wink: :cowboy:
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Just do like them old cowboys did, buy longer legs and put a cuff in them. Makes a handy place to carry your fence staples. :wink:
 

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