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Feb 10, 2005
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A modern day cowboy has spent many days

crossing the desert without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that

he has breathed his last breath, when all of a

sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand

several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and

discovers what appears to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie.

But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service, ID badge

and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook.

She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work.

You have three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this," says the cowboy.

"I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie."

The genie asks, "What do you have to lose?

"You've got no transportation, and it looks like

you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute,

and decides that the genie is right.

"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food

and drink."

***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most

beautiful oasis he has ever seen.

He is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest


***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by

treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and

precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.

Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy replies,

"I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women

will want and need me."

***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

If the government offers you anything,

there's going to be a string attached.

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