katrina
Well-known member
>A Christmas Story
> >
> >'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
> >He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
> >Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
> >I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
> >
> >I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
> >Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
> >The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
> >The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
> >
> >Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
> >Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
> >And just when I thought that things would get better
> >Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
> >They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
> >Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
> >
> >And the kids these days--they all are the pits
> >They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
> >I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
> >Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
> >I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
> >They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
> >
> >Flying through the air...dodging the trees
> >Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
> >I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
> >I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
> >
> >There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
> >I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
> >
> >'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
> >He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
> >Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
> >I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
> >
> >I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
> >Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
> >The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
> >The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
> >
> >Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
> >Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
> >And just when I thought that things would get better
> >Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
> >They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
> >Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
> >
> >And the kids these days--they all are the pits
> >They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
> >I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
> >Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
> >I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
> >They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
> >
> >Flying through the air...dodging the trees
> >Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
> >I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
> >I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
> >
> >There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
> >I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
