jodywy
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
*'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.** *
** *'Well,** I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.* *'On a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota,* *I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. *
**
***I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. *
**
***So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in
the face, **kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on
the ground. *
**
***I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!*
*
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'** *
*'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.** *
** *'Well,** I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.* *'On a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota,* *I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. *
**
***I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. *
**
***So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in
the face, **kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on
the ground. *
**
***I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!*
*
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'** *
