A Cowboy Rode into Town

[gcreekrch]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
>
> Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers,
>
> which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been
> stolen.
>
> He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air,
> caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into
> the ceiling.
> "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with
> surprising forcefulness.
>
> No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my
> horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I
> dun
> in Alberta and I don't like to have to do what I dun in Alberta!"
>
> Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had
> another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the
> post.
> He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
>
> The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before
> you go... what happened in Alberta?"
>
> The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

 

[Mike]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I didn't see that one coming! :lol:

 

[gcreekrch]

I didn't either. :lol:

 

[hopalong]

well that certainly made my day