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A little humor

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Jul 4, 2005
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What were the best 3 years of W's life?
Fifth grade.

So George Bush escapes his Secret Service escort at the airport and goes wandering among the people for a while.
So he sees a shoe shine stand and decides to get his shoes shined. He sits down and tells the guy he'd like to get his shoes shined.
The guy starts shining his shoes. "You want to hear a joke," he asks Bush.
"Sure," Bush says.
"Okay," the shone shine guy says. "How stupid is George Bush."
"Wait a minute," Bush says. "I am George Bush."
The shoe shine guy pauses for a moment. "Okay," he says. "I'll tell it to you real slow."

A guy's driving along I-75 and suddenly the highway is all backed up. He rolls down his window as a man comes up to his car saying, "The President's limo has broken down and is on fire, so we're taking up a collection."
"How much have you gotten so far?"
"About fifty gallons."

Dick Cheney, George Bush, and Karl Rove are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Karl Rove says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

On the Rove Scandal:
"Bush said he would make sure he has all the facts, and wont act quickly. Hmm, this isnt the George Bush I know"
On Iraq:
"Bush cited some real progress in Iraq. He said the roads are better, the medical care is better, the schools are better. Now, if only that could happen here."

A not-so-bright coworker asked his much brighter coworker one day "Why does everyone make fun of President Bush?"
The brighter coworker paused, surprised, and said "What?"
Stubbornly, the not-so-bright coworker repeats "Why does everyone always make fun of President Bush?" He sounds a little annoyed at it, like there's something not right about it.
The brighter coworker pauses for a bit, considers a number of answers, and finally replies "Because it's easy."
And that shut the not-so-bright worker up for a bit.

:lol: :lol:

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