a riddle

[balestabber]

what do u call a bear,that has no teeth?











a gummy bear!

 

[Kato]

What do you call a cow with no legs?









Ground beef.

 

[Soapweed]

What is worse than a dog with worms?









A horse with a buggy behind. :roll:

 

[Faster horses]

:shock:

I'm speechless.

 

[Kato]

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?



Eileen.


Oh, there's no end to this............ :roll:

 

[MO_cows]

What do you call a dog with no legs??
















don't matter, he won't come! :lol:

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

What do you call a cow that's just given birth?


Decalfenated

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

How does a rancher count his cows?





Uses his cowlculator....

 

[Soapweed]

Why is doing nothing so tiring?








Because you can't stop to rest. :roll:

 

[burnt]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?












Bob.

 

[Anonymous]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting by a hole?........................................Phil

 

[Kato]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs up in a tree?...................Leif



What do you call another guy with no arms and no legs up in a tree on a windy day?...........Russell



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on the porch?..............Matt



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?................Art

:roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[Anonymous]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake?...................Bob

 

[Anonymous]

** I'm just joking. Don't take offense.** How do you keep a Baptist friend from drinking all of the beer when you go fishing?............ Take 2 Baptists fishing with you.

 

[Kato]

My brother's favourite joke when he was five years old....

What do you get when you stab someone with an icicle?

Cold cuts.

 

[C-E]

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?





If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[Faster horses]

These are all good. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :nod: Don't stop now!

 

[Kato]

Chicken sedan :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Did you hear about the two ships that collided in the middle of the ocean?

One was loaded with blue paint.

One was loaded with red paint.




Both crews were marooned.

 

[kris]

thank you, all....Lord knows I needed a good belly laugh....or two or three!! Keep 'em coming!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[leanin' H]

How many elephants can you fit in a VW bug?

4- 2 in the front and 2 in the back!

How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?

Tracks in the butter!

How can you tell if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?

Look behind the milk!

How can you tell if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?

You can hear them pushing for room!

How can you tell if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?









There's an empty VW bug parked in front of your house!!