A South Dakota rancher and his wife were bickering while vacationing in France.
They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy
French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived the rancher said: "I'll have a big, thick
porterhouse steak."
The waiter replied: "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"
To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."
They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy
French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived the rancher said: "I'll have a big, thick
porterhouse steak."
The waiter replied: "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"
To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."