ranchwife
Well-known member
A Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back
in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What's a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Erlene, she's a
nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her
clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.
What in the world happened?... asked her husband.
Danged if I know," she replied. "I asked Erlene what a specimen was and
she told me to go piss in a bottle.
I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose."
in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What's a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Erlene, she's a
nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her
clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.
What in the world happened?... asked her husband.
Danged if I know," she replied. "I asked Erlene what a specimen was and
she told me to go piss in a bottle.
I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose."
