According to Members Signatures

[Older Whiskey]

Pups and Bucks ... Tits and Tires = trouble
No wonder I am so dangerous behind the wheel

Big Muddy Rancher ... Tame women = wild women Wild women = hopelessness
This snuffs out my last ray of hope

Faster horses ... Faster Fingers Younger Congress Older Senators = more money
This explains the deterioration of my bank account

Jodywy ... Feeling of making a mistake = Old Hank done it that a away
Feeling relieved that Hank the cow dog has flaws. I thought it was a rumor started
by the barn cats.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Older Whiskey]

Anyone know what happened to the new gal that had the signature of Lily Sunflower?

She inspired me to think about taking on a new name, but Rosey Rosebush seemed a bit repetitive, Petunia Chrysanthemum seemed to diva and hard to spell, and Violet Daffodil was just to old fashion.

I considered pasture names ... Clover Cheatgrass, Dusty Tumbleweed, and Thistle Dandelion, but still couldn't decide. So many choices and so little time. Another negative about pasture names is some of them make perfume smell like 2-4-D.

 

[webfoot]

With irrigation about to start here how about Flowing Water. Of course there is Muddy Water. And the X rated version Dirty Water.

 

[Older Whiskey]

With irrigation about to start here how about Flowing Water. Of course there is Muddy Water. And the X rated version Dirty Water.

Don't forget Goldie Headgate, Spade Sharp, Anita Rio, Dawn Riser, or Sketter Hatcher, formerly Sketter Stillwater. Old Sketter will have you slapping yourself, if you opt to go out in short sleeves.

 

[Older Whiskey]

This might make a good signature.

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