• If you are having problems logging in please use the Contact Us in the lower right hand corner of the forum page for assistance.

anyone play golf?

Help Support Ranchers.net:


Well-known member
Feb 14, 2005
Reaction score
For all you golfers out there... ;-)

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as
though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.

"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen. How
could he have beaten you?"

"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he asked
for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes
- any handicap he wanted. He said, 'Just give me two

"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman.

"That's what I wanted to know," the pro said. "Houlihan
said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was teeing off, just as I
had my club poised, he grabbed my shorts and gave me a
wedgie and screamed out 'Gotcha!'"

"I can guess what happened," the woman said.

"Sure," the pro said. "That gotcha threw me off, and I
missed the ball completely."

"Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only
one swing. How did he win the game?"

The pro answered, "I couldn't swing well the rest of the
game because I was watching out for that second 'gotcha!'"


Two friends were beginning a game of golf. The first man stepped up to the
tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one.

The other man said, "Now I'll take MY practice swing, and then we'll start
the game." :lol: :lol:

Latest posts