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April Fools prank

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jigs

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yesterday I fell victim to one of the better April Fool pranks .....

I have a bad sinus infection. got a Dr. appointment..... the nurse is a girl I went to high school with...... she gets all my vitals asks a few questions then as she leaves she tells me "naked from the waist down" . I say "no way, it is April Fools and I am not gonna be naked for no reason" she demands, naked from the waist down, Dr. will be in here in a minute"..... I fume about it, then take my boots and pants off...

She races to the waiting room to tell my wife her plan... they come in, my wife says she has been having female 'issues" and they think it was from an STD, so they want to check me.....I am floored...I never been with any other woman in 24 years, why test me??? she then explains they will stick this q-tip down my penis and wiggle it around....I say "hell no, that is gonna hurt like hell" then they both start laughing like hell and I get dressed......


this was the first time in many many years that I have been gotten on an April Fools joke.... vengeance will be mine
 
What makes you think you'll have vengeance? It's obvious your wife can think circles around your pea sized brain. What ID10T strips from the WAIST DOWN for a sinus infection?? Maybe you were hoping for some azz play?

Wheat Heads....... :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
Faster horses said:
Wow jigs. All this time I thought you were your own man.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Too funny that your wife caught you on April Fools Day with your
pants down.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol2: :lol2:
 
The story I heard was way different because when they walked in Jigs had an erection and the joke was on them.............................

Time to fess up Jigs. :wink:
 
Mike said:
The story I heard was way different because when they walked in Jigs had an erection and the joke was on them.............................

Time to fess up Jigs. :wink:
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any erection would be lost FAST at the sight of the swab they intended to use.... looked as big as a broom handle to me!
 

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