Casa Paloma
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A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on, this is funny.) The winner gets $3,000 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! Up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas...When a couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.
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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit."
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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted."
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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, ya dummy," the man shouted, "this is her husband!"
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Ya'll have a great day and remember to smile.
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How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on, this is funny.) The winner gets $3,000 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! Up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas...When a couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.
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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit."
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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted."
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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, ya dummy," the man shouted, "this is her husband!"
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Ya'll have a great day and remember to smile.
