OldDog/NewTricks
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Bad Dog
Two neighborhood dogs were sitting near the curb one summer day.
"I can't figure it out," said the first dog.
"I'm in perfect shape."
"I run around all day getting lots of exercise. I eat well. I sleep a lot.
But I am always anxious."
"About what?" the other dog asked.
"I don't know," the first dog said.
"Well... why don't you go to a psychiatrist?"
The first dog looked pained.
"I would but How can I?"
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"I'm not allowed on the couch."
Two neighborhood dogs were sitting near the curb one summer day.
"I can't figure it out," said the first dog.
"I'm in perfect shape."
"I run around all day getting lots of exercise. I eat well. I sleep a lot.
But I am always anxious."
"About what?" the other dog asked.
"I don't know," the first dog said.
"Well... why don't you go to a psychiatrist?"
The first dog looked pained.
"I would but How can I?"
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-
"I'm not allowed on the couch."
