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BBQ--The right way to do it

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Feb 11, 2005
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northern Nebraska Sandhills
My friend Todd Trask sent this along, and also the one about "Fred".

BBQ-ing is the only type of cooking a real man will do.

When a man declares he will BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:

1. The woman goes to the store and buys everything.

2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

4. The man places the meat on the grill.

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation.

7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing a woman.
soapweed....your posting was painfully on track!!! just tonight we grilled burgers and the hubby got the "credit"...fortunately, for him, he told folks who the "real chef" was :wink:
I bet Todd helped out a bit with all the kids they have! They were featured in New Holland Mag.last yr. with haying equipment -what a nice family!

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