katrina
Well-known member
Subject: Bed sheets
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>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
>>>>>>>>>>> series of tests, the last of which had left his
>>>>>>>>>>> bodily systems extremely upset.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Upon making several false alarm trips to the
>>>>>>>>>>> bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
>>>>>>>>>>> anotherand stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
>>>>>>>>>>> with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability
>>>>>>>>>>> to remain rational.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
>>>>>>>>>>> bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them
>>>>>>>>>>> out the hospital window.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
>>>>>>>>>>> sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
>>>>>>>>>>> and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
>>>>>>>>>>> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
>>>>>>>>>>> sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>>>>>>>>>>> staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
>>>>>>>>>>> guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
>>>>>>>>>>> had watched the whole incident, walked up and
>>>>>>>>>>> asked 'What the heck is going on here?'
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The drunk, still staring down replied: ' I'm not
>>>>>>>>>>> real sure, but I think I just beat the **** out of a
>>>>>>>>>>> ghost.'
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Halloween
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
>>>>>>>>>>> series of tests, the last of which had left his
>>>>>>>>>>> bodily systems extremely upset.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Upon making several false alarm trips to the
>>>>>>>>>>> bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
>>>>>>>>>>> anotherand stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
>>>>>>>>>>> with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability
>>>>>>>>>>> to remain rational.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
>>>>>>>>>>> bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them
>>>>>>>>>>> out the hospital window.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
>>>>>>>>>>> sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
>>>>>>>>>>> and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
>>>>>>>>>>> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
>>>>>>>>>>> sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>>>>>>>>>>> staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
>>>>>>>>>>> guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
>>>>>>>>>>> had watched the whole incident, walked up and
>>>>>>>>>>> asked 'What the heck is going on here?'
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The drunk, still staring down replied: ' I'm not
>>>>>>>>>>> real sure, but I think I just beat the **** out of a
>>>>>>>>>>> ghost.'
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Halloween