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Beware of Women Who Read

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Casa Paloma

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Feb 14, 2005
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A man and his wife are on a lakeside vacation. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, drops the anchor, and opens the book she brought. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"Yes, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"I see that, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that sir, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"Ma'am, I haven't touched you!" says the game warden.

"That's true," she said, "but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

The game warden said, "Have a nice day Ma'am", and he quickly left.

Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think....

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