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frasercattleco

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I cant stop, I remember jokes and they must be written down.

There was a Montanan and a Texan in a bar, the Texan said "Hey, you look like yer a rancher, how big is ya place?" The Montanan replied "Oh its a fair size operation, we've got about 7,000 acres and about 800 head of cattle." The Texan was silent for a moment, thinking about what his new friend had said. Wanting to make it seem he had a larger place he boasted "Well, thats a nice soundin little place, lemme tell ya about my place. My place is so big, in the mornin when I wake up, I can get in my pickup and start drivin, I'll keep drivin all day. At night when I stop for some shut-eye, I'll only be half way across my spread!"
The Montanan chucked, then the Texan said "What the heck are you laughing at?" The Montanan replied "Yep, I know what you mean, I used to drive a ford too!"
 
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